For Chopsticks In Chinese is pronounced KuaiZi, which sounds like soon to get a son.
因为筷子在汉语中读作“Kuaizi”,听起来很像“快得儿子”。
And anyone who gave more than a passing thought to the bottom confines of the oceans probably assumed that the sea bed was flat.
凡是稍稍想过大海海底的人大概都会认为海底是平坦的。